Birthday Wishes

I prioritize birthday wishes in this fashion (n.b. most people don’t qualify for the higher two rungs):

1. Kids jumping on me in the morning (my kids are awesome)
2. hugs/kisses (my wife is awesome)
3. In-person or phone call
4. chat
5. text message
6. email
7. twitter
8. facebook or google plus
9. dentist office spam